Democrats are on vacation, paid
By donations U.S. voters made
Through every dollar that was taxed,
Congress rides on taxpayer backs.
As they cruise in their black sedans,
Driver up front, cell phone in hand,
They marvel that the price of gas is
Prompting angst among the masses:
“Of course the cost must go up and up,
Why don’t they just get a tune-up?
Stop complaining, keep tires inflated—
Driving to work is overrated!
Let them take the train, or take the bus.
Little folks don’t need a plane, like us.”
Incredulous at our discontent,
They’ll wonder where constituents went
When, come November, votes will score
For those who’ll drill, and drill some more.