1. Gas prices rising
2. Whitney Houston media coverage
3. President Obama apologizing for the country
4. Afghans murdering American soldiers over books
5. The Rush Limbaugh vs. Bill Maher “bad word” controversy
6. Politicians campaigning
7. Rick Santorum whining about Mitt Romney
8. Newt Gingrich pontificating about Mitt Romney
9. Mitt Romney smiling about all the whining and pontificating
10. Any news pertaining to Sandra Fluke
