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Thursday, March 13, 2025

Baby Brains

"We're still pretty young for a country. These are, like, our angry teenage years. ...We want this, we want that, and what do you do when you have a teenager threatening themselves and others? You just try to get them through this period alive so that their brain can fully form..."

U.S. Senator Elissa Slotkin (D-MI)

Okay, we get it. Senator Slotkin reminds everyone that Republicans are immature idiots who voted for a moron. It's the standardized Democrat slur to underscore their lofty moral standing over the great unwashed masses of ignorant conservative voters. 

But the sage senator forgot one major detail. Even to an angry teenage-minded voter such as I, it's pretty obvious. 

If Republican voters are angry teenagers that the virtuous Democrats want to keep alive so that our brains will "fully form," then why do Democrats support allowing twelve-year-old children to lop off their breasts and genitals? Shouldn't such vital organs be allowed to "fully form," also? Then, using their fully formed brain, the mature adult individual can make an informed decision about gender surgery.

It seems like a fair and logical question to me. Unfortunately, we'll just need to be patient until Sen. Slotkin's brain catches up. It could be a long wait.